newsletter 4 2021
Social Bowls and Friday pairs have already started and all games start at 12.30 pm. Please put your names down on the sheets provided if you are interested.
Thanks to all those members that volunteered throughout the 2020/21 season. Without their commitment and long hours they put in, the Club would not be able to function. Also thanks to Kim Radford and Paige Bowers for helping with the Bar on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Your time was very much appreciated.
A young punk gets on a train. He has spiked, multi-coloured hair that is green, yellow, orange and red. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he is wearing worn-out shoes. His entire face and the exposed parts of his body are riddled with piercings and jewellery. He has two large feathers as earrings.
He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who spends the next 10 minutes looking him up and down. Finally, the punk becomes self-conscious and turns to the old man and says, “What are you looking at, you old fart? Didn’t you do anything wild when you were young?
Without missing a beat, the old man replies, “Of course! Back when I was young and defending my country I got incredibly intoxicated one evening and made love to a parrot. I thought perhaps you might be my son!”
An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination on the same day, so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor said to the man. “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?” “In fact, I do,” said the man. “After I make love to my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I make love to my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.”
“This is very interesting”, replied the doctor. “Let me do some research and get back to you.”
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?” The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then asked: “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claimed that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why this is?”
“Oh, that old buzzard!” she replied. “That’s because the first time is usually in December and the second time is in July.”
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